I don’t know if any of this is tru, but someone just sent me an email about something posted on Craigslist. Here it what the person posted on Craigslist.
This was pretty funny!
Posted to Craig’s List Personals:
To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last.
Date: 2009-03-23, 3:43 A M ESTI was the guy with the black Burberry jacket that you demanded I hand
over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend. You also
asked for my girlfriend’s purse and earrings. I hope you somehow come across
this message. I’d like to apologize.I didn’t expect you to crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after
you took my jacket. Truth is, I was wearing the jacket for a reason that
evening, and it wasn’t that cold outside. You see, my girlfriend had just
bought me that Kimber Model 1911 .45 A CP pistol for Christmas, and we had just
picked up a shoulder holster for it that evening. Beautiful pistol, eh?It’s a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head, isn’t i t? I
know it probably wasn’t a great deal of fun walking back to wherever you’d
come from with that brown sludge flopping about in your pants. I’m sure it
was even worse since you
also ended up leaving your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. I
couldn’t have you calling up any of your buddies to come help you try to mug us
again.I took the liberty of calling your mother, or “Momma” as you had her
listed in your cell, and explaining to her your situation. I also bought myself
and four other people in the gas station this morning a tank full of gas on
your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was
extremely grateful!I gave your shoes to one of the homeless guys over by Vinnie Van Go Go’s,
along with all of the cash in your wallet. I threw the wallet in a fancy
pink “pimp mobile” parked at the curb after I broke the windshield and side
window out and keyed the drivers side. I called a bunch of phone sex
numbers from your cell phone. They’ll be on your bill in case you’d like to know
which ones. Ma Bell just shut down the line, and I’ve only had the phone
for a little over a day now, so I don’t know what’s going on with that. I
hope they haven’t permanently cut off your service..I could only get in two threatening phone calls to the D A ‘s office and
one to the FBI with it. The FBI guy was really pissed and we had a long
chat (I guess while he traced the number).I’d also like to apologize for not killing you and instead making you walk
back home humiliated. I’m hoping that you’ll reconsider your choice of
path in life. Next time you might not be so lucky..- Alex
P.S. Remember this motto…… an armed society is a polite society!
To some extent I hope this is true. It would be a nice twist on getting mugged, although, the guy posting it did pretty much what could have happened to him. It still doesn’t make it right. If he really did take the guys stuff and let him go, he should have just turned him in to the police.