I can’t confirm or deny any of these. Some are rumored, some are real, and some, who knows:
Rule # 1 – Cardio
Rule # 2 – Double Tap
Rule # 3 – Beware of Bathrooms
Rule # 4 – Seatbelts
Rule # 5 – Double Knot Your Shoelaces
Rule # 6 – Cast Iron Skillet
Rule # 7 – Travel Light
Rule # 8 – Don’t Get Attached
Rule # 9 – It’s a Marathon, Not a Sprint, Unless It’s a Sprint, Then Sprint
Rule # 10 – Pack Your Tide Stain Stick
Rule # 11 – Reload
Rule # 12 – Bounty Paper Towels
Rule # 13 – Maintain Your Firearms
Rule # 14 – Stay Alert
Rule # 15 – 16oz. Bowling Ball
Rule # 16 – Work as a Team
Rule # 17 – Don’t Be / Be A Hero
Rule # 18 – Limber Up
Rule # 19 – Always Carry a Change of Underwear
Rule # 20 – Always Carry a Melee Weapon
Rule # 21 – Use your Peripherals
Rule # 22 – When In Doubt, Know Your Way Out
Rule # 23 – Trust your Instincts
Rule # 24 – Trust No One
Rule # 25 – Purell
Rule # 26 – Zombies Don’t Attack Other Zombies
Rule # 27 – Beware of Doors
Rule # 28 – Bill Murray is Not a Zombie
Rule # 29 – The Buddy System
Rule # 30 – Sever the Head
Rule # 31 – Check The Back Seat
Rule # 32 – Enjoy The Little Things
Rule # 33 – Swiss Army Knife
If you don’t know what these mean, go watch the movie Zombieland!